I just realized I haven't given anything away for a while, and I have tons of cool prizes to give away!!
Sooooo, the first 3 people to post comments with their favorite cheesy joke (you know how much I love them!) will get to choose from a selection of awesome candy or a book from my collection of book prizes!
Sooooo, the first 3 people to post comments with their favorite cheesy joke (you know how much I love them!) will get to choose from a selection of awesome candy or a book from my collection of book prizes!
And here are some zombie lolcats for your Friday!
DFTBA!
Sti
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-Julie
Oh wait! I have an idea!Does this count??
So, an army guy was on leave, and he was at home. Every day, his mom made his favorite food. And one day, he was eating a cheesy sandwich, and he said, "Mom, I'm really going to miss your home cooking when I go back." And then his 11 year-old brother said,"Yeah, we are going to too." I got this out of Reader's digest (except for my own personal touches) but hey,it's funny and has to do with cheese, so taaaaaaa!
One day, there were these two buddies out walking their dogs, one with a Doberman pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. As they are walking, they notice a yummy smell coming out a door to one of the restaurants. It smells something like pie, so they decide to go and investigate. (JULIE!!! YOU’RE RUBBING OFF ON ME!!!) Anywhoo, (ANOTHER INSIDE JOKE WITH JULIE!!!) since it’s PIE that the buddies smell, they decide that they might as well go and investigate.
So, the guy with the Doberman says, "I'm hungry! Let's go get some pie to eat!" (Sounds like someone we know doesn't it... no names... COUGHjulieCOUGH) The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there! We have our dogs with us!" (SNIFF, SNIFF, TEAR, TEAR) The buddy with the Doberman says, "Hakuna Matata!!!" (NOT REALLY... HE ACTUALLY SAYS NO PROBLEM, BUT THIS IS MY VERSION, SO I CAN TELL IT ANY WAY I WANT!!!) "Just watch and learn!!!"
He puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and walks up to the restaurant. The manager stops him at the door. The manager says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman replies, "You don't understand! This is my Seeing Eye dog."
The manager, skeptical, asks, "A Doberman pinscher???"
The Doberman’s master says, "Yes, they’re using them now days-they're very good and they protect me from robbers, too." The manager allows the man to go inside the restaurant.
When the man with the Chihuahua sees this, he puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and starts to walk into the restaurant. Once again, the manager says, "Sorry, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand! This is my Seeing Eye dog."
"A Chihuahua???" says the manager.
"A Chihuahua?!?!?!?!?!? They gave me a Chihuahua!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?"
(TEEHEEHEEEHEE!)How did you like it, Sti??? So, anyway, that's my favorite corny joke!!!(TOLD MY WAY!)
-Janae B.
this really happened-
at a grocery store, a lady wanted to buy only half a head of lettuce. so the cashiere went to the manager and said "Sir, there is some crazy lunatic outside that wants to buy only half a head of lettuce" and just then, the lady walks in the managers office. and then the guy says "and this lovely lady wants to buy the other half"
so after she left,the manager asked his employee "where did you learn how to cover for yourself so well?"
"well sir, i grew up in (enter name of small town up north whose name i forgot, enter state's name which i for got) and they are famous for two things, hockey teams and ugly women"
the manager says" my wife is from (enter name of small town up north whose name i forgot, enter state's name which i for got)"
"oh and which hockey team did she play for?"
its great, my pastor said it first.
-Analogs Rhyme
By Angelica the most amazing person in the world